Red Lobster

A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.

Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.

by twirderdy March 21, 2012

chocolate lobster

When a girl is on her back and you defecate onto her face then sit down covering the nose and mouth so as not to allow any airflow. She will flail and turn red like a lobster.

White Steve: "Hey did you hear about that chick that Jim killed?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"

by skaggsville March 25, 2010

lobby boy

A specialized bell hop that works directly for the concierge. Made famous by Zero Moustafa in movie, The Grand Budapest Hotel.

Someone you use as your errand boy or gofer.

Go get your own smokes at the store, I'm not your lobby boy?

by Dlee1967 July 16, 2014

Lobie

Armenians use the word lobie when they reffer to a low ass class mexican. These are the types of mexicans that work 24 hours a day and have no clue about how much theyre working for. They are also the type of people that u speak english to them and they just smile and say me name Carlos, you can spot a lobie i mean smell a lobie a mile away. Lobie means bean in Armenian...

Ey Hovo can u smell that lobie selling those oranges on the next street...Ah lets just run him over.

by Haiko July 31, 2004

lobster pot

when a female has claws attatched to her vagina

gee whiz wally, her lobster pot snapped my dick right off

by sarahbeth November 8, 2008

The lobby

Let's all go there!

And have ourselves a snack!

by So bored June 9, 2004

Mike Lobel

An actor who plays Jay Hogart on Degrassi: The Next Generation. He also makes my heart explode.

Mike Lobel--He Makes Sense.

by Lextisy February 4, 2008