I took an arrow to the knee

Catch phrase from the game 'The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim' in which the guards have a repeating phrase throughout the game. Sparked an internet meme, including much fan art and responses from other existing memes.

'I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.

by Arswaw December 15, 2011

getting your knees dirty

anyone who gets on their knees to preform oral sex on a male

yo you been around the block. you be getting your knees dirty.

by Tazmanian devil May 27, 2006

Red neck knee bording

This action is usally performed after a long period of rain. This is when a person on a knee bord is dragged by a 4 x4 vehicle... most likely a 4 wheeler.

After all dis dong gon rain we's shoulds get out the 4 wheeler scooter n go knees bordin

by Big Sep June 27, 2005

Three P's Between the Knees

The "Three P's Between the Knees" refers to the trifecta of male genitalia. They are as follows...

-Pecker (aka the penis, dick, etc)
-Punger (aka the gooch)
-Pucker (aka the anus, asshole, etc)

"There is nothing as sacred as the Three P's Between the Knees."

"Rules for the fight - no eye-gouging, no hair-pulling, and stay away from the Three P's Between the Knees."

by Babylon Stringbean May 11, 2010

getting your knees wet

Administering oral sex in an outdoor space (on grass)
the saying refers to getting your knees wet on wet grass when giving head.

the saying can been changed to refer to past, present or future tenses.
e.g
" the bitch got her knees wet last night"
"aww yeah get your knees wet!"
"your getting your knees wet"
"hey wanna go get your knees wet?"

by will janes December 12, 2007

knee deep in ass

"knee deep in ass", "knee deep in my/your/his/her/their ass"

To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.

see also called out on the carpet

That text was probably an accident, but I have to uphold my authority, so I'm gonna get him in here to get knee deep in his ass (knee deep in ass) over it for the next hour.

by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016

Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

by Condog4 September 14, 2009