Anti-Joke

Any 'joke' that makes you feel a deep sense of regret after the punchline.

2 Typical Anti-Joke Scenarios:
Guy#1: Why did the plane crash?
Guy#2: I dunno
Guy#1: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
*Guy#2 Facepalms*

Guy#1: What did Batman say to get Robin in the Batmobile?
Guy#2: I dunno, what?
Guy#1: Get in the Batmobile!
*Guy#2 Slits his wrists*

by madcunnttt September 9, 2010

joker

While having sex, the woman says in her most cum hungry voice "go on my face". As his eyes close in euphoria and he busts his nut, she cups it in her hands. As soon as he opens his eyes, she chucks it all over his mouth (to resemble jokers scars) and starts laughing hysterically. When he looks at her all confused and angry, she says "why so serious?", then walks away.
(can also be used for men, but intended for women).

hey man, your dad called me last night, so i went over to his place and i gave him a joker ... hope we're still cool.

by tina karenina October 10, 2008

joke

- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline

- a trick played on someone for fun.

- a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate

- a pathetic person who no one takes seriously. they only get negative attention and no one cares about their feelings.

"what did the elephant say to the naked man? ... how do you breathe out of that thing?!"

the two girls egged and tp'd her house for fun

her comebacks are jokes, they dont even make sense.

"after finding out about her weekend sexcapades, people realized nikki is the biggest joke."

by Kansas Girlie November 29, 2009

Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

by adiz97 April 25, 2011

Lil' Joker

One whom has said something outright vulgar, and one feels the need to lighten the situation
Synonym: kidder, floozie, pornstar, tricker, paller, boozer

"You dont mean that little joker!" usually following a elbow jab

by Cool Kid #81.5 October 15, 2003

jimmy joke

An inappropriate or dirty joke

Meghan: I just heard this hilarious jimmy joke
Carmen: omg tell me
Meghan: what's the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man!
Carmen:that's the funniest jimmy joke I've ever heard!

by A mono October 30, 2015

You take me as a joke

You take me as a joke means: When someone doesn’t take you serious; meaning what you say to them does not matter at all because they have no respect for you.

I can not believe you take me as a joke.

by Honesty88 July 31, 2020