johnny rocket

term used to explain a dire and immediate need to relieve fecal matter in an explosive manner from your bum. May be abbreviated as "JR"

I ate too much at dinner and now I really need to Johnny Rocket!

After her sixth bowl of chilli in just over an hour, Sara really needed to JR.

by Sophia M. Greene December 26, 2004

johnny depp

the man that every girl would masterbate because of.

Johnny Depp makes every girl horny.

by youwilleatit January 2, 2009

johnny bravo

The female equivalent to the 'cock block.'

(n.) "That Johnny Bravo bitch stole my guy with one bat of that over-masquera'd eye."
(v.) "I just got Johnny Bravo'd by that slut."

by Parker Posey April 17, 2007

Johnny Bravo

A raging erection.

Jacob has a raging Johnny Bravo while talking to his crush.

by GeneralGiblet December 4, 2013

Johnny Depp

God's gift to the world. Was voted sexiest man alive two years running. Has been known to talk openly about his support of the legalization of marijuana. As close as you can get to being perfect.

Straight guy: whoah who's that?
Girl: Johnny depp!
Previously straight gay man: I would tap that!

by Twocoolwhitegirls April 20, 2010

Johnny Joestar

A lovely and beautiful cowboy, in SBR/ part 7 of jjba! With a cowboy boyfriend named Gyro Zeppeli<3

Gyro: “Johnny Joestar Come here!”
Johnny: “What is it Gyro?..”

by anonymous March 24, 2021

johnny depp

he is such a loser. they say he is hot but he is so not. and he cant act worth a shit! i am so glad he died in POTC:DMC

johnny depp sux and i hope he will die by choking at a restaurant and nobody will help him, they will just laugh at him

by shannon<3 September 3, 2006