sweatshirt jacketed

The act of wearing ones sweatshirt/hoodie/zip-hoodie under a jacket in order to stay warm.

Dude 1: yo bro it was so cold this morning
Dude 2: I know I sweatshirt jacketed this morning for the first time all year!

by cmacdeff December 1, 2010

Gravel Jacket

the art of sodomizing a young chapette or chap with the shits whilst doing reverse cowgirl before pulling out so they can proceed to pebble dash your upper body

"dude she was such a kinky bitch she gave me a gravel jacket, on curried sprouts night!!!"

by Linkypops January 11, 2012

Clown Jacked

To have something destroyed or damaged by a person who isn't qualified or educated in the repair process of a particular object or item.

I gave my laptop to my buddy to fix and I got clown jacked! Now it runs worse than ever!

by JAG1273 March 14, 2012

Pen Jacked

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.

"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

by Forlex Ravenholdt July 29, 2012

frat jacket

the invulnerability to cold that one acquires following the consumption of multiple alcoholic beverages. Similar to a regular jacket, but with optional clothing.

It was cold out last night and I wasn't wearing a shirt. Luckily, I was about 13 beers into a frat jacket and didn't feel a thing.

by A Curious Dinosaur December 31, 2013

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Gettin Jacked Up

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

by Tay~Tay May 2, 2015