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A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
Totally pulled a Jordan; I love him but now it smells.
Jordan by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021
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Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.
Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan
Jordan by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021
A Jordan is an amazing and loving person.They are usually good in sport and have a good time wherever they go,a Jordan wil always make you laugh and they are easy to fall in love with. Jordan's have huge dicks but not all of their friends know this and they dont go around telling everyone. If you eger get thet chance to be with a Jordan you are very lucky and you would wish to have sex with him every night
Person 1:is your dick small
Person 2:no he is a Jordan
Jordan by Lover girl 222 November 23, 2021
Jordan, usually a tall boy with black hair and brown eyes.

When you first meet a Jordan he will seem vary standoffish. But once u get to know him, he is the most loving, caring, sweet, amazing guy ever.

He never fails to make you smile like an idiot. Says stupid funny things thats cute.

He's a romantic guy, easy to fall in love with, you can't get him off your mind.

He'll make you feel like you're the only girl in the entire world, you will forget about everything and anything when you're around him.

he's also really good in bed ;)
Jordan by PSEUDONYM146 November 23, 2021
Jordan est un beau garçon habituellement aux cheveux brun foncé ou noirs et aux yeux bruns. Lorsque vous rencontrerez pour la première fois un Jordan, il semblera varier. Mais une fois que vous l'aurez connu, vous verrez que c'est une personne gentille et aimante qui est très drôle et qui veut juste être aimée elle-même. Une fois que vous voyez une Jordan, vous ne pouvez pas vous empêcher de sourire. Les Jordan's sont également très attrayants et élégants

Waouh, qui est ce gars au-dessus de leur ?

Ohh qu'un Jordan
Waouh, qui est ce gars au-dessus de leur ?

Ohh qu'un Jordan
Jordan by Rahim_23998 November 23, 2021
She definitely from philly if this her name :) and that pussy really phat and juicy
damn i would sure love a jordan right now
Jordan by bigdaddyswag November 23, 2021
a hot person who deserves the world with some screws loose in their head and fun to be around often overthinks and is addicted to validation from others they are a very loving person with a big heart and keep their issues to themselves people think their shy yet they make risky decisions on the daily and love being in company of others they don’t want others to worry even in the darkest of times and always tries to help everyone

everyone needs a jordan in their life they’re the best friend you could ever ask for
jordan is hot!
Jordan by lalalllaaaa November 23, 2021