Jessica

Jessica is a fucking wood bender and can kill you with a fucking 2x4

Oh shit here comes Jessica, SHE GOT A 2x4!!!

by Timmy6969420 December 1, 2021

Jessie Mei Li

Literally the best women in the whole world. She can bring any mood up and her face lights up the room. She is also super underrated and awesome and a super duper great actress. Jessie Mei Li is gorgeous and beautiful. Every guy who knows her adores her and thinks highly of her. Every one should love Jessie Mei Li!

Person 1: Oh my god who's that girl over there? She's so pretty!
Person 2: I know right! Every one likes her! That's Jessie Mei Li AKA my wife!
Person 1: You wish! She's mine!

by -Sophie December 5, 2021

Jessie

Self entitled little bitch, an extremely annoying pick me girl who does not know when to shut up. Also has no social sense.

Man will jessie ever shut the fuck up!

by ^•.•^ December 7, 2021

jessica jones

the sexiest, hottest, most badass bitch to ever exist ever.

jessica jones is so hot, i want her to punch me in the face

by whore4hotties January 15, 2022

Jessica

A girl who is very beautiful, but wont stop hurting you with nasty comments.

Damn, Jessica is hot, but she's such an asshole.

by Joshiscool69420 January 26, 2022

jessiewessiebooboopie

jessie wessie boo boo pie is a very nice person and one of my best friends. they like to make very nice and quirky edits of zoey laverne and their @ is adorespemb and they like to #SLAALLDAY #MYSLA4LYFER

wianna: jessiewessiebooboopie is my best friend

2wiceverne: NO THEIR MINE RAWR RAWR 😡😡

by aeqween December 31, 2021

Jessica's rice

A dish consisting of rice and butter. The type of rice and/or butter does not matter. However the word can be used as a verb when used in the context of a destitute meal partacked to when no other was available.

That ramen last week was Jessica's rice.

by Mr. Burrito Pants February 20, 2022