nurbles in a turf

Queens-area slang expression meaning a state of distress and/or panic

The Jets gave up 35 points yesterday, and he was screaming at the TV with his nurbles in a turf the whole time.

by jaysilverman October 4, 2013

spook in a blanket

A white person who acts as if he were a real nigga.

John: Did you see Jimmy with his new do-rag?
kyle: Yeah, he's a spook in a blanket.

by IHNS mayne December 5, 2014

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014

Headlamp in a coal mine

One white guy among a lot of black guys.

"Have you guys seen Derek Carr on the Oakland Raiders. Man, being the only white guy is like being a headlamp in a coal mine."

by DragonsNest April 10, 2015

Cat in a pie hole

Two females having anal sex using strap on devices

I had amazing cat in a pie hole with ____

by Snarf is a cat October 15, 2016

Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

legs in a basket

sitting with your legs crossed.

sit down with your legs in a basket

by finnsbonch June 24, 2017