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Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
by .hawx April 10, 2016
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Beer Bottle Challenge

Take a beer bottle of your choice, any size, extra large encouraged, and shove it up your keester and try to yank that puppy out.
Little Johnny tried to impress the crew with the good ol beer bottle challenge by pounding a mickeys in his bhole. Couldn't pull her out, ended up in the ER.
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole March 22, 2023
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Fizzy Cola Bottle

Someone takes a mouthful of sherbet and popping candy and proceeds to lick their partners butthole.
Sheila gave me a fizzy cola bottle last night. Sent shivers right through me.
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 9, 2020
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Bottle-killer cocktail

A cocktail made with at least one ingredient that was the final shot or other amount in its bottle. A variation on a "bartender's choice" type cocktail order, one that allows the bartender some freedom while under one key creative constraint. Obviously, not a recommended order if wait staff are slammed and / you can't actually have at least a small conversation with your bartender.
I had to explain to the waitress Tracey that a bottle-killer cocktail is any cocktail that kills (finishes off) at least one bottle in its creation.
by Kalingkaa June 20, 2022
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles.

A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.
That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder, I’m not going in there anymore!
by No Mercy May 26, 2025
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African beer bottle

What a football/soccer supporter throws when he is upset that his team is loosing
"When I went to a D.C. United match I got hit in the head with African beer bottle
by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017
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Shooting water bottle rockets

The act of masturbating while having your partner douche your ass.
Steve & Matt seems to always enjoy leaving to go shooting water bottle rockets together. Such nice boys
by BiggestDickLarry April 22, 2018
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