one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness

George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners

by ishigatori November 25, 2004

hurricane haley

A reigning "scene queen" made famous by a Forever the Sickest Kids song titled "Hurricane Haley" written by her ex boyfriend of the band, firecrotch Caleb Turman. There's an ongoing joke in the scene world that once you've known/hooked up with Haley your band gets big. She's been seen/rumored with members of Bring Me The Horizon, Cobra Starship, Sing it loud, Bleeding Through, and Farewell. She and her friends pride themselves on their good looks, style, and being guest listed for every show ever.

"THERES A HURRICANE IN THE FORECAST"
"SOOOOO HURRICANE HALEYS GOING TO BE AT THE SHOW TONIGHT?"

"OMG THAT OUTFIT IS SO HURRICANE SEASON"

by fatalattraction March 23, 2009

hurtin

to be in dire need of something

"and he was hurtin, so I helped him out a little."

by timothius December 9, 2008

oww that hurts

Used as a term to describe pain.

Oww that hurts, don't do that!

by Gigaboost August 13, 2006

hurt locker

noun. A figurative place where someone is said to be or will be, if they are getting or expect to be getting hurt or beaten.

With that team, you are entering a rather large hurt locker.

You are all headed for the hurt locker.

Just sit back and relax, you're in my hurt locker now.

by DG April 24, 2003

Hurricane

When two girls get off so that they squirt with streams crisscrossing each other. A guy stands on a chair above them and gets off so he jizzes onto of them. The hotness of the girls on the bottom, combined with high pressure, meets the cold and low pressure raining down, creating a vortex of body fluids.

Last night, Hurricane Katrina-Karen-Joe tore up my house. Cleaning up is gonna be a bitch

by Tall Pan November 24, 2010

Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

by Leif June 10, 2006