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human parking cone

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10
Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.
by VV512 December 13, 2010
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human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.
Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!
by kwhit January 6, 2008
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Criminal against Humanity

A Person Who has committed Crimes against Humanity
Marvin: Hey, Carl. Did you know that Adolf Hitler like Trump is a Criminal against Humanity?

Carl: Yeah. Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson too
by Porg009 August 8, 2018
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no regard for human life

What happens when Lebron James takes over a basketball game.
Dave: LeBron had a hell of a game last night.

Brett: Yeah, he has no regard for human life.
by pittsburghsucks May 14, 2008
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Human billboards

People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.

(i guess it is a New England thing)
by wickedNH February 6, 2004
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human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.
Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.
by Rooooob June 6, 2007
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Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.
Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!
by dberto April 3, 2009
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