Hat Girl

A girl who only goes places to put on one of many hats and take Instagram pictures.

I don’t know man, she seems like a hat girl. She only goes to cool places for “shoots” and she doesn’t really do much of anything else. Nice Instagram following though.

by Hartbr8ker April 10, 2021

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Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.

If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

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Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

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Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate

You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.

by GDDPHD March 8, 2017

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hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument

Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.

by cut the cards March 12, 2023

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