herpy hair

hair that is long, thin, greasy, and can be assimilated with poor hygiene.

Rick: Dude!! Did you see that guys hair!? It was so nasty!
Steve: That's some straight up herpy hair! He needs to take a shower!

by D-R0K August 24, 2011

Herpetrator

A person who you think is your best friend that sleeps with the boy you like, giving him herpes so you can never have your way with him because your allergic to latex condoms. biggest herpetrator of all.

whoreherpestraitorherpetrator

by mangos4life January 23, 2012

Herpaninticulitus

Herpes of the inner section of the anus

"I hope this Herpaninticulitus cream works, I'm supposed to get my salad tossed later..."

See valtrex

by Jebus715 February 14, 2012

Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)

"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.

by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012

herpagonnasyphylaids

In reference to having more than one sexually transmitted diseases.

That hooker has herpagonnasyphylaids!

by Monkey69er October 21, 2012

Herpegonosyphilaids

As the name implies, the worst STD you can get. Originated deep inside the jungle of your mom.

I got herpegonosyphilaids when I fucked your mom doggy-style.

by DrexlSpivey777 August 2, 2012

Herpetrator

(n) the individual who has infected you with herpes simplex 2.

ex. "Dude that bitch is so crusty, she's definitely you're herpetrator."

by vault_of_heaven March 12, 2013