Grass

Something you should touch.

Person 1: I need to get off the internet and touch grass.
Person 2: what's grass?

by Rei_The_Fox April 9, 2023

grass

something i need to u touch

dude stop watching hyunjin fan and and go touch some grass

by tojisrighthand April 21, 2022

Hi Grass

a cute way to say hi, without being boring. when people say hi grass other people think of them as extremely cool people who are so spiffy and not at all soft.

person 1: hi.

Person 2: Hi Grass!!

person 1: omfg!! you are soo spiffy and cute and so much fun !!

by mr.spiffy July 13, 2010

touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

Grass

Grass meaning is, that’s crazy, something that is mind boggling

Dude that trick was grass

by Shrimpymilk December 15, 2020

grass

a person that imparts information from an acquainted party to another party without the former's knowledge.

originates in 'snake in the grass'

"I was ousted from my favourite gym 'cos that grass told one of the trainers I was taking roids"
"damn"
"that grass will pay for this"

by grassius July 14, 2022

Grass Season

The Season that appears every 2 years where you touch grass during the Summer

It's Grass Season! No more games, it's time to touch some grass!

by Beepowashere July 19, 2022