When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."
Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011
Get the fail gogglesmug. You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.
by airfryer2020 June 5, 2023
Get the Goggle Headmug. It's just like Arabian Goggles but with a chilling twist. The act is performed by a man and a woman or a man and man, lesbians need not apply. The "giver" of the Siberian Goggles dunks his nuts in a glass of ice water and then gently places them in the eye sockets of the "receiver". It is vital that the "givers" anus is directly over the "receivers" mouth. For an added thrill, the "giver" can rip ass, thus creating a Siberian Sandstorm at the same time.
Beatrice was complaining about how hot it was in the trailer, so I told her to lay down and close her eyes. She was thrilled when I gave her a pair of Siberian Goggles, but wasn't happy when she got the Siberian Sandstorm followed by a hot Karl.
by Sir Meeks a Lot January 5, 2018
Get the Siberian Gogglesmug. by The G. August 8, 2009
Get the Milkshake Gogglesmug. The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.
Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....
by HHeiny November 26, 2013
Get the poon gogglesmug. When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
Get the Club gogglesmug. Similar to beer goggles in nature, but different in effect. Tennessee Goggles is experienced when you drink a few too many Lynchburg Lemonades and you suddenly find your cousins attractive, and start to question your sexuality and its underlying morals.
Guy 1: I drank too many Lynchburg Lemonades last night and damn-near fucked my cousin.
Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
by Skoliosis March 25, 2022
Get the Tennessee Gogglesmug.