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Fucking Retrospect

A phrase used to describe the agonizing frustration of realizing that you did something you regret, and wanting to do it differently but realizing it after-the-fact. This typically occurs about 5 minutes later but the realization of such can occur years later...
Looking back in fucking retrospect, I realized that cute girl didn't want to know the time: she was actually interested in me!
by Babo Sang Pyo December 4, 2005
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Fucking My Cat

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.
"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"
by Sloane Boner June 16, 2009
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fucking blue

The shade of blue that makes you want to fuck
"Did you see the sky today? It's fucking blue!" -- Ben Franklin

Vinny: "Why do I feel the sudden urge to fuck somebody?"
Chloe: "It's just the fucking blue talking."

Giovanni: Wasn't the sky gray just a minute ago?
Tina: Holy shit fuck shit! It's fucking blue!
by Motherfucking Jones October 4, 2011
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Fucking Hot

When the outside temperature reach what the fuck degrees
Its so fucking hot in mobile al that's

where the devil goes on the rare occasions he'll does freeze over
by Z3R0G October 2, 2020
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Squat Fucking

The act of a man positioning himself so that while a woman(or man) is in doggy position on the floor, or on the bed, he can be at the same elevation as her and having enough leverage to make sure both parties ejaculate. This results in a position that looks somewhat like shitting in the woods.
Did you see that porno I was watching?

Yea, that guy was really intense, he was squat fucking her and everything.
by The Spease August 27, 2009
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Facebook fucking

Madeline was up all night Facebook fucking Austin.
by pgkbb July 5, 2008
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What a fucking waster.

its not what the chode above said ^^ GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU POST IT!
its really a popular song by the libertines, called what a waster. here are some of the lyrics. well, all of the lyrics then ¬_¬
What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The city's hard, the city's fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

When she wakes up in the morning
She writes down all her dreams
Reads like the book of revelations
Or the Beano or the unabridged ulysses

Oh I really wanna know
So tell me, where does all the money go
where does all the money go
Straight, straight up her nose

And I never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a divvy what a fucking div
Talking like a moron, walking like a spiv
I was laying in bed paying my rent
Knocking on the door for something

That she lent her brother
Meanwhile from under the covers she says
Save me from tommorow, save me from tommorow
Oh no, Oh no not me

And I never never liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah
Never really liked it any way
So much preferred it the other way yeah

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt

What a waster, what a fucking waster
You pissed it all up the wall
Round the corner where they chased her

There's tears coming out from everywhere
The citys hard the citys fair
Get back inside you've got nothing on
No you mind yer bleedin own you two bob cunt
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