Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

by Chemlock March 16, 2009

mint as fuck

The phrase explains how great something is. Only in use to describe the best things.

That party was mint as fuck

by the mintiest . August 3, 2011

bitch i hope the fuck you do

The most epic fucking comeback ever. Only used when someone threatens you

I’m gonna slap the shit out of you for doing my girl. Bitch I Hope The Fuck You Do.

by blackinmyvoots March 4, 2019

pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.

YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!

by finewoman September 21, 2013

i want you to fuck me Jerry

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

by what are you fucking gay September 23, 2017

fuck-a-doodle-doo

A sarcastic exclamation of joy. Said by Pete in "Shaun of the Dead". Interesting sidenote; the original line was "scooby-fucking-doo", but had to be changed for legal reasons.

"He's fun to have around."
"Why? 'Cos he can impersonate an orangutang? Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"

by cakeandfinewine September 24, 2004

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006