faster than a Florida tail wind 

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

faster than a Florida tail wind by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

To Act Florida

Behave like a despicable nimrod.

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.

To Act Florida by blitzchap August 6, 2020

Fort likkertail florida

Nickname for fort lauderdale florida so named because of the spring breakers and partiers .

Father to son: son where are you going to go for spring break? Son: I think I'll take a stay cay and plant ☘️ indigenous trees in the green space near the community college. Father: back in my day we'd go down to. Fort likkertail florida for sun sex booze and drugs. Son: times change Dad.

Fort likkertail florida by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Chris from south florida 

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel

Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida

Chris from south florida by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022

things to do in Florida 

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro

things to do in Florida by Telling the hard truth dummy June 17, 2022

not so official florida day 

On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.

Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!

not so official florida day by power surge outlet October 1, 2022

University of Central Florida 

The orlando community college with an iconic, badass mascot named Knightro.

I go to the University of Central Florida, and I'm probably better than you.

University of Central Florida by shroncke November 13, 2022