Skittle Shower

It was when you eat too much Chinese food and can barely make it to the bathroom and your ass explodes with sweet and sour colored diarrhea!!! It's a mess!!!

As soon as I finished my third plate of Chinese food at the buffet, I did a Carl Lewis to the bathroom and released a skittle shower all over the toilet!!!

by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.

Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.

by dudetagged September 25, 2009

Bathory Shower

When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.

-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.

by treesap83 August 5, 2015

Awesome Shower

When a girl (or guy even) uses the attachable shower head to masturbate with. Best orgasms in the world!

"Man, I just took the best awesome shower ever!"

"I'm going to go take an awesome shower, I'll be over after" ;)

by marshmellow1 December 3, 2010

shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016

Scouse Shower

Scouse Shower (n)

When in a rush in the morning and you dont have time to have a real shower, you just spray on some deodorant.

"I didn't have time to have a shower when i left Tara's this morning, so i grabbed a quick "Scouse Shower" until i get home.

by rumpire June 3, 2005

Somalian shower

The act of dowsing oneself in axe body spray or similar brand. This is usually done as a replacement for a normal shower after exercising or after smoking.

Ahmed always takes a Somalian shower after gym class rather than washing off.

by ToadAirMarshal June 27, 2011