eye roller

coffee that is very strong

shit man, that coffee is a real eye roller.

by nobody else here March 19, 2017

Fig eyes

When your boyfriend or sexual partner sits over your face in a squatting position and puts one ball over each eye. Also referred to as "balls for eyes".

He had her pinned down for her to slob on his nob but he was feeling particularly feisty and gave her fig eyes in the opportunity.

by Glorious Gladys December 8, 2016

Soap Eyes

the devious eyes you make behind someone's back while you're hugging them, as can be seen in every episode of every shit soap opera ever

Soap Dude 1: I love you, dude
Soap Dude 2: I love you too, dude
*hug*
*Soap Eyes*
Viewer: OMFG that dude does NOT love that dude!!

by rawkinstu February 24, 2017

Anchor Eye

The time your eyes suddenly drop to boob or butt level.

-Walking in the mall with your friend and you see a hot chick walking towards you with cleavage-

Friend: "Dude, did you just anchor eye?"
You: "Yeeah Buddy!"

by CJxOmnishot April 23, 2012

Eye Slut

To constantly look for attractive people in a room.

To always scope out your surroundings for people and make out locales.

I won't hook up with anyone tonight but I will definately be an eye slut.

Joan and her friends were harmless, on their nights out they were just eye sluts looking for free drinks.

by mar tee March 4, 2009

Eye Shandy

A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.

'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'

by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009

eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

by Kierkegaard2015 November 28, 2015