Fig eyes

When your boyfriend or sexual partner sits over your face in a squatting position and puts one ball over each eye. Also referred to as "balls for eyes".

He had her pinned down for her to slob on his nob but he was feeling particularly feisty and gave her fig eyes in the opportunity.

by Glorious Gladys December 8, 2016

Soap Eyes

the devious eyes you make behind someone's back while you're hugging them, as can be seen in every episode of every shit soap opera ever

Soap Dude 1: I love you, dude
Soap Dude 2: I love you too, dude
*hug*
*Soap Eyes*
Viewer: OMFG that dude does NOT love that dude!!

by rawkinstu February 24, 2017

eye roller

coffee that is very strong

shit man, that coffee is a real eye roller.

by nobody else here March 19, 2017

Ptosis eye

Drooping of one or both eyelids. Mistakenly called "lazy eye". Occurs to people who's eye muscle weakens over time but also people are known to be born with it. Treated with surgery but usually droops again over time. Adults are usually more informed about this so little kids tend to ask questions about it to a person with Ptosis.

normal kid: "whats wrong with your eye?"
ptosis kid: "i dont know, i was born with it..."
normal kid: "oh....ok. so wanna play?"
ptosis kid: "sure"

if you where born with a ptosis eyelid

by local ptosis kid February 8, 2010

Half-Eye

When an individual becomes so drunk the night before that the next day they can only open their eyes half way. For the more seasoned partiers: quarter-eye.

OMG!!! WTF!? HOW COULD THIS BE?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! God damnitttttttt. I got so fucking hammered last night that I have a serious case of half-eye. My Chemistry final is gonna be brutal.

I got so drunk last weekend that I woke up with one-eye... and the eye that was still open had quarter-eye

by CApartyharderthanyoulleverknow March 17, 2011

Eye Shandy

A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.

'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'

by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009

simon ey

a phrase used by the latin race in urban areas such as barrios aka ghetto.
means yes.used in a conversation when asuuring something.

"do you wanna go to la whisper's quince?" Pablo says,"Simon ey."

by ivan espinoza January 20, 2008