Edward

He has a big dick
Person 1: Hi my name is Edward.
Person 2: Oh, you must have a big dick!
Person 1: Hehe yeah...
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If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.
Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!
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Not much talent, even less taste, makes decent pancakes and knows the track listings to every Scorsese film soundtrack.
Don’t be an Edward let’s go have some fun.
by Jartan November 23, 2021
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(Ed-ward) Is usually a kind guy who mainly hides it by being grumpy and sarcastic but is sometimes a stubborn teddy bear who likes to work on old cars and be with his family with car oil on his rough yet loving hands can be in other words the best person in the world (and the most inspiring (also most intimidating) guy to know). So find yourself an edward and cherish them for the rest of your life, you may never get to see them at their best again.
amy: Hi Eddie!
Edward: grunt.
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“omg look at that bald man over there! “
“Wow he kinda looks like Edward “
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👩🏿 🦲🤞🏾
“omg look at that bald man over there! “
“Wow he kinda looks like Edward “
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A guy who will enter your life sneakily and make you the happiest person alive. Edward is handsome, sweet, cute and loyal. Edward makes a great boyfriend and has a great sence of humour. Edward Is easy to get along with but isn't a great people person unless you have really got to know him. He has a great personality and is one of the best guys you will ever meet. Edward has a lot of love in his heart and it only goes to the most important people in his life. Edward is a great kisser and he treats he's girlfriend like a princess and as if she deserved the world no matter what happens he would love her.
Everyone needs an edward

I love you edward xx
Mollie xxxx
by Princess mops December 01, 2019
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