He has a big dick
by hoertjesxxxxx February 14, 2019
If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.
He has problems.
He has problems.
Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!
by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023
Not much talent, even less taste, makes decent pancakes and knows the track listings to every Scorsese film soundtrack.
by Jartan November 23, 2021
(Ed-ward) Is usually a kind guy who mainly hides it by being grumpy and sarcastic but is sometimes a stubborn teddy bear who likes to work on old cars and be with his family with car oil on his rough yet loving hands can be in other words the best person in the world (and the most inspiring (also most intimidating) guy to know). So find yourself an edward and cherish them for the rest of your life, you may never get to see them at their best again.
by neurotickiwi January 28, 2024
👩🏿 🦲🤞🏾
by noneofurbuziness December 21, 2021
👩🏿 🦲🤞🏾
by noneofurbuziness December 21, 2021
A guy who will enter your life sneakily and make you the happiest person alive. Edward is handsome, sweet, cute and loyal. Edward makes a great boyfriend and has a great sence of humour. Edward Is easy to get along with but isn't a great people person unless you have really got to know him. He has a great personality and is one of the best guys you will ever meet. Edward has a lot of love in his heart and it only goes to the most important people in his life. Edward is a great kisser and he treats he's girlfriend like a princess and as if she deserved the world no matter what happens he would love her.
by Princess mops December 01, 2019