derectory

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.

You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Derek

A person who sits down to do up their snowboard bindings to the annoyance of some other boarders.

“Look at that guy sitting down to do up his bindings. What a complete and utter Derek!”

by Typo44 February 20, 2020

Derek

A sexy mofo with an amazing personality, a footlong, amazing hair, the best friend who is funny, smart, athletic, and black so hes dope af. If you see this tell him you love him cuz he doesnt really feel loved

Derek is the most amazing person I've ever met

by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020

Derek

A good mack.

"Oi mate did u actually just get with Stacy, thats a fukn derek"

by clungemeister68+1 March 23, 2020

Dereck

O Dereck é um menino do FAKE MUITO ENGRAÇADOO ele nunca sabe que shape usar ou que icon usar porque para além de lindo é indeciso e complicado (também é muito exigente). Pode ser alto ou baixo, feio ou bonito porque continuará a ser uma pessoa 5 estrelas
DERECK com kapa

"O Dereck não sabe que shape usar"
"De novo??????"

by Dereckkk May 6, 2020

Dereck do fake

DEREck é 5 estrelas, super confiável e amigo do seu amigo. Muda de shape 10 vezes por dia porque é indeciso e complicado (também muito exigente). Ele é fantástico bonito simpático e possivelmente ama-te.

He's the best person you'll ever meet trust me <<<< and he can be whatever you want him to be

Dereck do fake is a great guy but he never knows which shape to use

by Dereckkk May 6, 2020