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Turtle Date

Turtlenecks and Sex.

-Not recommended.
"What's a Turtle Date?" "Seriously, just don't do it."
by Tittlator. September 24, 2014
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tech date

Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.
"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."

"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."
by zevg April 3, 2015
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beer date

When your too wasted to realize your on a date with a super ugly and stupid person
I was on a beer date last night and damn she was ugly.
by Jlabelle April 21, 2016
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workday date

When you and your loved one skip out on work early to do something really cool....
Me and Ma'boo made a workday date to see a rehearsal of the Dance Theatre of Harlem.
by ZeAnonymousWordMaker May 4, 2016
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motor date

Going on dates on a motor boat/motor cycle .

And then motor boating on the motor boat/motor cycle.
My first date with John was a motor date, he motor boated me on his motor cycle.
by Caroline Roses May 19, 2016
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mid-date

Not quite ready for a personal dating relationship but over the friendzone. Ready for a chill a $$ sesh
Tryna mid-date
by chikah April 3, 2017
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french date

A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.
"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.

"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."
by carpediem3541 October 13, 2017
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