rogers dad

rogers dad is jesus actually jesus
look at rogers dad hes jesus
by jonny p winkle November 30, 2003
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dad jazz

Bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. No matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named The Oasis and makes Breezin' look like Bitches Brew. Evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. The soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.
Bahia Funk by Lee Ritenour is a prime example of dad jazz.
by eyehateman April 03, 2011
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dad penis

When a guy's penis gets looser and saggier as he gets older, particularly the foreskin and sack
I really got a thing for older guys, but not when they have that nasty ass dad penis
by Taco Bell aesthetic May 06, 2017
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Soccer Dad

Someone who carries the parenting load as an equal partner in a marriage through fulfilling kids’ soccer/sports chauffeuring duties that are typically/traditionally thought of as a maternal responsibility. He has no shame in doing what it takes to support his bad ass wife and cherishes the extra time he gets with his kid(s) as a result of his parenting responsibilities. He knows being present and supporting his children through ups and downs will benefit them way beyond the game.
Marie's coach admired how Marie's soccer dad intently observed their game from the sidelines so that he could talk through performance outcomes and improvement strategies during their 1:1 drive home together.
by novamaria July 28, 2021
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Daughters dads

Men looking for a girlfriend. Do not seek your daughters friend.
If your daughter and her friends are pretty. You should treat them like gem's. And, spoil, laugh, and love them. With the best of your heart.Daughters Dads must not subject there daughters to the embarrassment of hitting on there friends. They should have respect and admire the friendship of there beautiful daughter.
by UNO DOS TRACE July 09, 2011
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rice dad

The rice boy has grown up (chronologically, not necessarily mentally), is married and has children of his own but refuses to give up his car modification hobby/obsession. Now instead of his import pocket rocket he only has the family car at his disposal for modifications. It is not unusual to see a lowered Toyota Camry with rims, skirts and spoiler ... with a baby seat in the back.
All the parents outside the daycare watched as the Audi A3 wagon with the racing rims and body kit pulled into the driveway. Half expecting a spoiled rice boy to get out, it was only a rice dad dropping of his toddler.
by acksee August 28, 2009
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Gay Dad

An older lgbt dude who is dysfuctional but wise
Jerry: You know James
Adam: The dude helping you through your break up ?
Jerry: Yeah! He is such a Gay Dad
by Gay dad June 07, 2017
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