Coon

aka niggers will steal everything u own

Look, that coon just stole a kids bike

by Lil bodybuilder June 12, 2016

choon

Thin strip of facial hair extending from bottom lip to underside of chin resembling the landing strip on a poon; chin + poon = choon

That gentleman has a sporting choon upon his face.

by Jessephani January 11, 2010

coon

A spectacluar human being. A "coon" is often refferred to a dominate race. Humans with the last name of "coon" tend to have bigger/faster muscle development, an incredible strength .
(Usually a coon is more of a smaller type of guy thats stocky an stronger than even the biggest)

"That dude was a COON that round : -Jonny
"He kncoked the greatest fighter out today"-john

by 🔝🔙🔛🔜🔚 September 3, 2016

Clooneyed

The act of dumping baby powder, flour, or some other white powder in your friend's hair to give them that ever so sexy salt-and-pepper look George Clooney rocks to hell; a prank similar to antiquing that's made even funnier by its witty pop culture reference.

His ass got Clooneyed!

by brace yourself December 27, 2007

coon stomp

1. A phrase used to describe a disappointment or letdown of any kind. 2. the stupid or immature actions of a group of people. 3. not necessarily connected to the racial slur coon.

Guy #1- My whole week has turned into a coon stomp, it seems like nothing has gone right.

Guy #2- That's nothing, yesterday I actually witnessed a bunch of assholes gathered around a raccoon stomping it to death.

Guy #3- Now that's a coon stomp!

by Upoopin? November 29, 2013

Coon

A goofy person who finds inavative ways to make someone laugh!

Omg did he really just make that hilarious joke? What a coon!

by coonguy21 October 9, 2016

Coon

When a black person. Is pro-white. (It's not racist) But they think white culture is better and prefer it.

"Did you see that black news reporter on TV"

"Yeah why"?
"He's against the NFL players taking a knee to protest against discrimination with the black shooting by cops"

"Deadass"?
"I'm deadass he's a coon!"

by Fujoshi_Smut December 18, 2017