Crying

When your girlfriend sees how small your dick is

My girlfriend saw my dick and started crying

by Yo I’m yo mama May 29, 2022

crying

A substitute/side for drugs, sex and alcohol. According to many, people look like a blob fish before, while AND after crying, but at least it makes them feel better. Confident bitches don't care where they cry and real men cry because they have feelings. Those who use they pronouns also cry unless they have some sort of eye impartedment, the point is, that when you fail your test because you copied from the wrong test answers, it's ok to cry, just make sure to not be an idiot next time ok?

Koash: Why are you crying?
Tobias: I looked at you this early in the morning....
Koash: Oh, stop! I know I'm gorgeous, no need to tell me that, but thanks I guess.
Tobias: I cry whenever I see toads.

by mely_IX December 24, 2020

Crying Contest

A gay orgy

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?

by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019

crying skull emoji

This person is DEFINITELY a femboy and for sure wants to be pounded.

"Man I love men, *crying skull emoji*"

by stinkyboy100 May 7, 2024

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

cry alien

When you feel ostracized from society and sad at the same time

I was being such a cry alien yesterday. :( didn’t leave the house the entire day:/

by feelinmoodz February 6, 2023

Cry

A common word used by tryhards and griefers in GTA online often paired with them killing you and or destroying your cargo, often using the infamous oppressor Mk2 or a jet preferably the P-996 lazer

It is typically a response to when the person sends a message to said player.

1-0 Lzzzzzz cry

by Bulgarian soup June 12, 2022