crunch it

To work out, especially to lift weights.

Mostly a California bro expression, brought into the public eye by Will Ferrell in "A Night at the Roxbury".

Doug: So...I guess we're on a break from work.

Steve: Uh, yeah, looks like it....

Doug: Wanna crunch it?

Steve nods purposefully and the two men strut off.

by Emili000000000000 June 14, 2016

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

Crunchy

Used to describe someone when they are being grouchy, crabby, irritable, etc. A much softer way to call someone out on it and describe their mood.

"Have you seen your brother today? That fools been going around frowning at everyone and making rude remarks. Why's he being so crunchy?"

by pocalyptic June 22, 2017

Crunch

To crunch one's balls

Andrew:Hey Joe!

Joe: What?
Andrew Crunch Time!
Joe:FUCKkKkKK

by RoyalMotherFucker September 15, 2018

Crunch

A word you use when something is cool to you or just a word that crunch

That’s one crunchy lookin Fortnite skin

by Juicecrust October 27, 2018

Crunchy Starfish

When you shit and you don’t wipe good and it gets hard and crusty.

Man, last night my girl licked my crunchy starfish. Shoulda used baby wipes.

by Foreskinnibbler November 23, 2018

Crunchy Taco

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell

Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”

by Snapeballs February 25, 2019