Porch couch

General white trash pride banner!

Nice porch couch jethro!

by Cju178 November 13, 2017

Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.

Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching

by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018

Couch Scotch

When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.

Where does Larena live?

Girl, who knows! She out here playing couch Scotch.

by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021

Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring

Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you

by Life couch January 30, 2021

Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021

Couch Pussy

The space between two cushions on a couch.

Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.

by RNDRPS November 24, 2017

curdled couche

a nasty tasting vagina

I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.

by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010