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couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.
by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018
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Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you
by Life couch January 30, 2021
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Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.
Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching
by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
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drop it like a couch

No more, " drop it like a couch"
by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
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