A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018
Get the couched cuntmug. Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
by Life couch January 30, 2021
Get the Life couchmug. by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018
Get the Couchingmug. The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bathmug. by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
Get the East Van Couchmug. by Cuz she said March 3, 2021
Get the drop it like a couchmug. by The Official my Account August 12, 2018
Get the falling off the couchmug.