Coonley

An public elementary school in Chicago Illinois in which 99% relatively smart white kids and their dumbass teachers spend five days a week. The younger kids seem to love their teachers and think they’re cool. Middle school kids suffer from condescending teachers, their own insecurities, and drama that nobody else really cares about. The science teacher can’t spell esophagus or hypothesis and the math teacher the math teacher can’t spell awesome. And if you’re in neighborhood, you have an ancient humanities teacher that probably never had a childhood. We have cliques like any other school, included the sporty bitches, the Snapchat obsessed hoes, the vapers, the anxiety-ridden nerds, and the stupid boys who no one really pays attention to. I guess there are a few normal people too but there are too few to count them. Our dance teacher is a racist who doesn’t know what hijiab is, our drama teacher is the only one who takes her class seriously, our art teacher is boring, our music teacher is kind of fun, and our gym, Spanish, and library teachers are irrelevant. The seventh graders are super pressured but the eight graders don’t give a fuck. We’re all counting the days to graduation, after which we’ll all go to Amundsen or maybe Lane or Jones. But until then, we’re all pretty privileged so it’s fine.

You went to Coonley? Well you’re privileged and white so that makes sense.

by Michael great Scarn February 22, 2019

Coonveendran

A brown guy that owns the gang called the Coonlamanys. He is a notorious gang leader who can hold up to 10 ak-47s at once and he set fire to white coons.

Guy1:”yo did you see that guy in the war”
Guy2:”yeah that guy is a Coonveendran. He can fuck up white coons you know

by Thegreatlord January 22, 2019

coonswa

coonswa is a word pertaining to a girls vagina.

I have blue balls and need some coonswa

by jwozzle February 4, 2008

Coontuck

Being clueless in the most simple situations.

That girl Chloe is such a coontuck that she forgot she needed to breath while talking and passed out.

by Ufert June 13, 2020

Coonery and Buffoonery

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

see tnb

Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.

by xzybit September 1, 2004

Coonie Pete

Slang for a black male. Southern New Jersey

Did you see that Coonie Pete walking down the street in broad daylight?

by joeyjojoshebidoo December 3, 2006

coonflict

Two black people in a conflict - it's a coonflict

Jack: Look! 2 niggers in a fight!

Jill: It's a coonflict.

Jack: oh

by mr crovo November 5, 2012