cook cock

to fry a cock on a stove

by sjfhdsjhfau March 4, 2003

let him cook

When you allow a friend to rizz up someone

Benji: Yo there's sihle
Paris :boy, its ur time to shine

*Benji walks to Sihle*
Paris: yoooo, let him cook

by xanxanxan April 10, 2023

Tommy Cooker

During WWII in North Africa, German soldiers in the Afrika Korps referred to the British they fought against as Tommies. By late 1942 the introduction of the Panzer V or "Tiger I" changed the battlefield. The Tiger was able to destroy all British- and later American- tanks in a single shot. German troops then began to refer to the tank as a Tommy Cooker.

"Did you hear about that battle near Kasserine Pass? Man, those Tommy Cookers made short order of the American positions."

by iAmJimmyHoffa July 22, 2009

dane cook

FUNNIEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!! don't listen to any thing that any hater says about him. he has an amazing delivery on his jokes and is hilarious. hands down the funniest comedian ever!!

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by funnykid99 February 25, 2010

Cocky

Being overly self confident about yourself/ your dick

"I have a penis"
"Sureee"
"I'm not about to show it to you so get over it."
"Oh cause that is so what I was going for."
"i mean every girls curious
lets be real here
not cocky at all."

by BiggaNigga423 April 29, 2011

pressure cooker

n.
An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.
May also be a term for a "shrink."

- High school is just a pressure cooker unless you get involved.

- A pressure cooker fishes for answers through a series of questions.

by Karl Morris May 4, 2006

David Cook

Winner of American Idol Season 7. He won because a bunch of horny ugly desperate housewives voted for him thinking that one day he will hopefully have sex with them. He was kind of ugly and fat during the show but he lost some weight and got an American Idol makeover and grew some facial hair. He's totally fuckable now. I'd fuck him. I think David Cook thought that once he won American Idol he would be able to have sex with super hot girls, but no. Instead, he has to have sex with old ugly ladies cause they're the only ones who like him, who know who he even is, and they're the people who buy his stuff. He HAS to fuck them. He has no choice.

Old Horny Lady: "Oh my goodness, my David Cook is such an amazing singer. I want to fuck him but i can't cause i'm old and ugly and my vagina is humongous now."

by homezfoo July 3, 2009