Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.

I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma

by Brize\ January 14, 2025

Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.

Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"

by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025

Foot coma

When you masturbate at least 16 times to feet (all genders).

I can't go to work because I'm in a foot coma.

by OnlyFeet May 24, 2025

kpop coma / k-pop coma

K-pop coma is when you've gone a long time without listening to kpop and actively keeping up with your favourite idols while also not actively listening and learning more about other idols.

1) LALALALA by Stray Kids pulled me back from my 2-month kpop coma / k-pop coma.
2) After my exams I fell on a kpop coma and when I came back EVERGLOW had lost 2 members?!
3) XLOV's I'mma Be saved me from my k-pop coma. I stan!

by marsoupilami August 10, 2025

pulling a comai

when a person can't find money to pay the hooker with and proceeds to look for change

Dan spent all of his money on cocaine, so he ended up pulling a comai when he was done with his hooker.

by al-xander b.east May 22, 2008

Lamar Odom Coma

State of mind after waking up from an unbelievably sick party.

I woke up from a Lamar Odom Coma and said "Hi" to a Kardashian.

by yes juanito yes December 8, 2015

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020