cock doc

Someone who is very adept at arousing a penis to its fully erect form and then continuing to stimulate it to ejaculation. This definition is reserved for those who make penis stimulation an art form.

I went home with this girl from the bar last night. I had no idea she was such a cock doc!

or for homosexuals

I was at the club last night and saw that cock doc you slept with last weekend.

by josh summers March 21, 2007

The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.

My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.

by weezarc June 1, 2010

last call cocktail

When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint glass and drink up!

Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."

Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."

by MistahTom November 6, 2005

the cock

Glorification of cock, with "the" added for comical benefit.

For the more record- he loves the cock!

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Cocksmith

The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.

John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.

by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

cockade

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007

cock knee

A move in Muay Thai involving a knee to the groin. Not to be confused with Cockney.

It looks like Kanchana just performed a cock knee. He hit Pracha in the crotcha. I think he's gonna be down for a while.

by thundercatsho! December 19, 2008