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cloudfucker 

Someone in the technology biz who puts the word "cloud" or "iCloud" in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn't know what SaaS is if it bit them in the aSS.

Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services
guy #1 to guy #2:
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"

guy #2: "oh yeah?"

guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"

guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"
cloudfucker by cloudfucker September 6, 2012

Cloud Stryfe

Cloud Stryfe, young blonde male, ex fighter from the organisation named SOLDIER.
Always carrying a back-breakingly huge weapon, usualy indulges in his un-healthy obsession with dead women named aries and big,feathery creatures more commonly known as CHOCOBO's.
Very strange person.

Also see Final Fantasy seven
Yeah, crayzee blonde dude from ff7, thats CLOUD STRYFE
Name often also spelt: Cloud STRIFE.
Cloud Stryfe by Fayeski October 20, 2005

Mushroom Cloud 

verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.
Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.
Mushroom Cloud by Benjamin Cook December 29, 2007

cloud strife 

he is a man who's mind is out in the great green grass.he was in soldier and of couse misses all the fun.a type of guy that has trouble with the girls,
thinking at 18 men would grow out of that.a man stuck in childish mind, woundering whats real and whats not real, whats life worth ,how heavy is the bueden on his back. By the time the smartalkie finally figures it all out its to late to make up the time lost.
"only a puppet in his eyes."Cloud strife
cloud strife by Cloud Alen Strife September 7, 2003

cloudies 

Already submitted yesterday and got a confirmation mail that it will be on the urban dictionary soon but now when I checked its linking to another word cloudy which is incorrect.

Multiple cloud vendors like an AWS, Microsoft Azure, Alibaba cloud etc together as a bunch can be jointly referred to as 'Cloudies' in plural form.
Until these large 'Cloudies' find a way of working with the tech startups and IP creators I find it tough for them to survive this big bad cut throat competitive CLOUD world going forward!
cloudies by agilewiz July 19, 2018

team clouds

The pz Team of Rune Midgar and various other places on the net and in the world. Excluding California
Team Clouds has Awesome Game Reviews, Count em... Two
team clouds by Triad August 10, 2003