Homey Claus

A black santa usually held in white homes.

hey look you got a homey claus!
you're such a negro lover!

by Caldie December 22, 2008

stupid bitch clause

If a bitch be being stupid, then her man gots the right to punish her.

Tyresse's bitch was acting out, so he called the stupid bitch clause, and smacked her clear across the face.

by the big juice May 18, 2014

cluster fuck

Situation in an fps (such as Halo 3) when one player gets attacked and slaughtered by 3+ players from another team at the same time

Jelly Means: Shit! Get over here man, four guys are attacking me!
Seb: Oh crap! You're getting cluster fucked!
Jelly Means: Fuck I died...

by Seb R. February 17, 2008

cluster fuck

when more that 3 people have sex together

After prom were all just gonna go have one big huge cluster fuck

by abbalabbalee21 May 12, 2010

black-a-claus

When that bitch thinks Santa is white nope that nigga not he black-a-Claus he brings the best gifts for the home girls😁 need a new weave.....black-a-Claus got you

I really want a cool gift just call black-a-Claus

by 12344boooboooobear December 6, 2017

Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)

Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.

"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"

by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020

Cluster Fuck

The insertion of random objects into the anal cavity.

I grabbed a hairbrush, a sharpie and uno cards and proceeded to cluster fuck christina r.

by Jerikstephill January 20, 2009