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Desticular Cancer

Majestic
Pensive
Tall
Most often found in people named Destiny
"She gave me desticular cancer!" -Taylor
"What do you mean? Who?" -Bailey
"Destiny, that batch!" -Taylor
"Oh girl, you better batch slap her in the shat bag!" -Bailey
by Billy So November 13, 2013
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Penny Clanker

A Racist term for most Asians with an unusual name like Chung, Clink, Trung, Bonk, Truc, Dong, and etc. From the unknown method of their parents dropping a penny down the sewers and whatever sound the penny makes will be the parents' newborn child's name.
Nicolas J. Derp : Hey it's Tong! Tong come over here.
Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob.
Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example.
Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?
by Herping Derp April 14, 2014
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= cancer

A rhetorical satirical pejorative used as a comeback towards someone who is full of crap and is a know it all idiot.
Person 1: Your stuff is pretty tyt.
Presumptuous Asshole: "You're" and the way you spelled tight is wrong.
Person 1: = cancer
Presumptuous Asshole: ?!!!!
by superbipolar420 October 6, 2016
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pure cancer

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.
Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."
by The very real Kim Jung Un October 16, 2017
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visual cancer

Anything toxic or crying like little youtube kids
F1. Hey man how's it going
F2. I can't see I got visual cancer
F1. I told you not to watch jake paul
by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017
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California Cancer Rule

An unspoken rule that states that:
If it exists, it is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
According to the California Cancer Rule, touching anything has a small risk of giving you cancer.
by connorp04 December 7, 2018
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eye cancer

by dadddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyy100374 December 17, 2018
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