chode nugget

When U wipe in a downward motion and a piece of a turd gets stuck in the chode hair.

Man I gotta go to da bathroom I think I got a chode nugget.

by Snow Blower March 9, 2003

Tommy-Chode

a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall

Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode

Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly

Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode

Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh

by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010

Chode Horn

A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.

1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.

2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.

3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.

by RoseJones May 13, 2021

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.

"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer

by Meme Master Palpatine April 26, 2016

minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small

Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.

by Minty guy May 22, 2023

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020