by Snow Blower March 9, 2003
Get the chode nuggetmug. A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016
Get the Smelly chodemug. A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.
1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.
2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.
3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.
3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
by RoseJones May 13, 2021
Get the Chode Hornmug. a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall
Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly
Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode
Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010
Get the Tommy-Chodemug. 1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
2. A person who is an enormous tool.
by Laser85 April 14, 2011
Get the Chode Ponymug. A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!
Guy: So?
Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
Guy: So?
Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
by Aslap927 June 20, 2009
Get the Cheesewheel Chodemug. by Minty guy May 22, 2023
Get the minty chodemug.