Carlo

The handsome man on earth. A guy with a beautiful smile and a big heart. Carlo will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls.

Carlo is hottest man.

by Miau miau December 23, 2021

Carlos

Carlos the embodiment of coon. Coon being defined as a black person who serves to entertain white people and a sellout within the African community

"Lmao Joe be acting like Carlos"
"How so ?"

"He's acting like a coon"

"AHAHAH when isn't he?"

by Certified Neighbour May 24, 2022

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

Carlos Sainz

Carlos Sainz (noun): /ˈkɑ r.lɒs ˈsaɪnz/ — a walking masterclass in tactical brilliance and charm; known for threading F1 cars through chaos like a surgeon with a scalpel, delivering smooth moves with sharper wit, and redefining “cool under pressure” with every Spanish-accented radio call. See also: Smooth Operator.

"Can you introduce me to Carlos Sainz?"

by f1fanboi July 6, 2025

carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.

Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too

by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018

Carlos

A very basic and whitewashed boy. Usually chasing over girls he won’t end up with and then goes on to pretending he doesn’t care. He likes partying and saying he has it all under control, when people know it’s not true.

I saw Carlos skateboarding with his other whitewashed friends.

by AHSlol69 August 4, 2020

Carlos

Carlos is a person that can be mean funny hilarious and awesome and can also be like a brother.

Hey look! That's a Carlos to me !

by Bms_jayo November 24, 2021