by natabad November 26, 2021

The Ultimate Gentleman Carlo is the epitome of kindness and charm. Known for his warm smile and genuine heart, he effortlessly lights up any room he walks into. A Carlo is always there to lend a hand or a listening ear, making everyone around him feel valued and appreciated.
To know a Carlo is to love a Carlo. His genuine kindness and loving nature make him someone you just can’t get enough of. Whether as a friend, partner, or colleague, having a Carlo in your life is like winning the people lottery.
To know a Carlo is to love a Carlo. His genuine kindness and loving nature make him someone you just can’t get enough of. Whether as a friend, partner, or colleague, having a Carlo in your life is like winning the people lottery.
by anonymous August 18, 2024

Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
by BM Taker September 24, 2022

carlos: Hey dud
by pig bb haver November 7, 2023

by Gggjfbgh January 23, 2018

Is like the best person i could have met.
He's like the most caring, funny, honest, comprehensive, perfect and AMAZING person ever.
He's so hot and very talented, has an excellent taste talking about clothes.
He loves his family and if you treat him well he will care about you too.
He has a lot of patience, he will try to help his friends in any occasion, he's an excellent talker, loves to learn new languages and speaks them perfectly if he wants to.
I do really love this man.
He's like the most caring, funny, honest, comprehensive, perfect and AMAZING person ever.
He's so hot and very talented, has an excellent taste talking about clothes.
He loves his family and if you treat him well he will care about you too.
He has a lot of patience, he will try to help his friends in any occasion, he's an excellent talker, loves to learn new languages and speaks them perfectly if he wants to.
I do really love this man.
by luli_ November 22, 2021
