Northern California

The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years

"I'm from California." - Californian

"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan

"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan

by plus-size albert December 22, 2020

North Californian

Someone from the Northern part of California. Usually a hillbilly/redneck or an extremely rich former Bay Area resident. North Californians feel a disconnect from their southern counterparts and many feel they should unite with Southern Oregon to form the State of Jefferson.

Person 1: I'm a North Californian!
Person 2: So you're a hillbilly?

by JamesnLollify August 9, 2023

calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

Calicate

Adjective: experiencing pain, weakness, or nausea through lack of chocolate.

I ate chocolate for breakfast because my belly was too calicate.

by Christopher Junior Bus March 6, 2011

Calicub

Someone whom you are carrying a conversation with via text and all of the sudden they don't respond or take a long time to respond.

I was texting this beezy about the concert and then she went calicub on me.

by lostangel802001 April 2, 2011

Calfless Jeans

Usually worn by a male with very nice calves, the calfless jeans are a derivative from the regular Jean type pants. Calfless jeans are most commonly used in office places by males to impress co-workers of both male and female gender.

That Glenn Riley was looking so good today in his calfless jeans.

That Glenn Riley is such a calfless jean type of guy.

by rbonanno May 25, 2011

Cali Jay

1. A joint that is rolled in California and is significantly larger than an average sized joint. A properly rolled Cali Jay will make many non-Californians too high to function.

Benny: "Dude, that Cali Jay got us so stoned last night!"

Keith: "Seriously man. I'm pretty sure that your cousin from Michigan is still high this morning."

Benny: "I'm pretty sure you are right. I saw him trying to eat a frozen pizza like five minutes ago."

by thesalvman October 26, 2011