Crooking

The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.

"Yo guys I am crooking right now as we are opening these Grand Archive packs"

by Orginal_Sly_Fox November 28, 2025

Corking

When you need to open a bottle of wine so you use your asshole to pop it so it shoots up your ass

Bro I have this bottle, may you partake in corking

by Chris mcportlandtrailblazers December 9, 2025

sun cooling

sun cooling is when a person is on the highway in a car on a hot summer day and the sun is focused directly on a part of your body so you wind down all the windows to let the cool air work as an ice pack to some degree.

Mother: why do you have all the windows down?
Boy: because im sun cooling da!

by you-lil-monster August 30, 2010

cross-cooting

When two females rub their genitals together by interlocking their legs together.

See also scissoring

Last night was so fun, we totally were cross-cooting all night.

by Poopyshit March 18, 2011

water cooling

Peeing on someone's face when they're hot for your cock

Do you like water cooling gurrrl?

by yesyesyescum December 3, 2014

Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.

My friend has experienced secondhand choking

by panicphan July 1, 2014

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015