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compluter

Its jus anutha word for computer !! But sounds more interestin
Aite, im bored, im off on the compluter
by ~*~ BaZ ~*~ February 19, 2004
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commuter coma

Derived from the German compound noun "Nahverkehrskoma" describing the state of the hangover guys you see in the commuter train on their way to work on Friday mornings: Blood shot eyes, stubble on their cheeks, bad breath and too much grease in their hair - but a tie around their neck (the unmistakable sign of being hanged for money every fucking day in the office, for which they have to compensate in the pub).
Boss: "I've heard there was another train failure on the DART line this morning."

Employee says: "I know, it's outrageous! It costs our economy millions every week!"

Employee thinks: Thank god I was in a commuter coma anyway, extending my sleep instead of making this fat bastard even richer.

Boss thinks: Is this slacker smelling of booze or what?
by Dietrich September 3, 2007
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compuversing

Having an ongoing "conversation" with someone on the computer.
Hey Curt, I have enjoyed compuversing with you and catching up on old times.
by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008
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compxterglitxh2.0

A tik tok creator with approx. 1100 followers as of Friday October 15th, its page consists mainly of Detroit: Become Human content along with his AU/Headcannon of being married to one of the DBH characters Elijah Kamski. Compxterglitxh2.0’s bio consist of their pronouns, “e.k🖤”, their identity, and “dsmp and Hankcon dni”. This creator is owner to one of the more underground DBH fan pages, droid also follows upward to 20 other fan pages, including those who roleplay the characters from the game.
person 1: babe wake up compxterglitxh2.0 just uploaded

person 2: omg babe this is amazing
by ~#Sp3nc3r#~ October 15, 2021
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compxterglitxh2.0

A tik tok creator with approx. 1100 followers as of Friday October 15th, its page consists mainly of Detroit: Become Human content along with his AU/Headcannon of being married to one of the DBH characters Elijah Kamski. Compxterglitxh2.0’s bio consist of their pronouns, “e.k🖤”, their identity, and “dsmp and Hankcon dni”. This creator is owner to one of the more underground DBH fan pages, they also follow upwards to 20 other pages that include roleplayers of certain DBH characters and other fan pages.
person 1: babe wake up compxterglitxh2.0 just uploaded

person 2: omg babe this is amazing
by ~#Sp3nc3r#~ October 15, 2021
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compunerd

1. n. a computer nerd.
"Hey, why does that scrawny kid in the glasses always look so pale?"

"C'mon, man. He's a compunerd. Hasn't been out of his basement in years."
by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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computercentric

A word used to describe someone who is conceited regarding some computer related preference or skill of theirs, and feels a sense of superiority over those whose computer related preference or skill is different from theirs. This usually pertains to operating systems or computer programming languages.
e.g. 1): “He thinks Windows users are brainwashed by Microsoft. He’s definitely computercentric when it comes to Linux.”

e.g. 2):

Person 1): “Visual Basic is for subliterate morons! Try some C++ when you get with the time and leave your cave, Neanderthal!”

Person 2): “Screw you, you computercentric, pompous ass!”
by Excrucio August 25, 2006
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