Golden Child

First born child, always funny in his mum’s eyes, does nothing around the house besides getting in the way, PlayStation connoisseur.

Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.

Mum: ‘Where’s my golden child?’
Everyone else: ‘He’s snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: ‘That’s my boy!’

by Andos Hastos October 07, 2021

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Child support

Something black people don't pay

Girl: Hey Jamal this your son can you pay child support.
Guy: wasn't me.

by Invisions61 August 24, 2017

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love child

Its when mommy and daddy "love " eachother and have sex and the baby is born and the love is gone.

also a one night stand.

Max is a love child.

by eeeeeelie October 25, 2006

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Holy Child

Holy Child girls sweat Holy Cross girls. They just changed CROSS to CHILD so they can think like they're cooler. They're all ugly and wish they could get as many guys as the holy cross girls.

Prep Boy: My girlfriend goes to Holy Child
Gonzaga boy: DAMN HOLY CROSS!!
Prep Boy: No holy child.
Gonzaga boy: where the fuck is that?

by anonymous December 20, 2004

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honey child

Something that Nicki Minaj will call you after you sing if you're a contestant on American Idol. Supposedly a term of endearment, but can apparently be offensive as well. Can be something you call your lesbian lover.

Nicki Minaj: You came out tonight to snatch some wigs off some heads, honey child…

Mother watching American Idol: If that Nicki Minaj ever called me 'honey child', I would slap her.

Child: But mom, I love Nicki's songs. Her music videos are amazing... I'm sorry you don't like Nicki Minaj on American Idol. She's really talented though! ♥

by sexysexualsatisfaction89 May 02, 2013

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