feces cancer

When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...

Daniel has feces cancer from the flood

by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018

phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Cancer

A disease which is caused by stupid things, but somehow magically became trending (mostly from 12 years old kids on the internet).

Boy: Hey mate check out my fidget spinner!
Me: Stay away from me, there's too much cancer in it!

by Daufq da Gamer March 23, 2018

Cancer

They are the best ever people you'll ever meet....they can be COLD af and can knock you out...is a bad bitch with great sense of fashion and has a nice heart...many of them aren't crybabies it's just we can't hide our emotions...and it's also good to let it out as we don't need to feel bad after recalling the moment...always support a Cancer man/woman.

A:- Hey did you see her??
B:- Whom?

A:- That bad ass lady with great sense of fashion and got a savage mouth.
B:- Yup...maybe she is...

A:- A CANCER
B:- A CANCER

by All about Cancer sign January 21, 2022

Cancer

Seeing something so cringe that your brain developes cancer.

"Ayo look at this video of a femboy."
"Oh god I just got cancer."

by FexInt March 6, 2023

cancer intro

A cancerous intro template most commonly used on YouTube by cancerous YouTubers.
The problem about cancer intro's is that the intro itself isn't bad but the fact that SO MANY people use it because they cannot make an intro.

Stomedy has cancer little intro.
Thot cancer intro looks so cancer.
Lemme smash that cancer intro.

by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018