duck butter

A mixture of sweat, dingleberries, baby powder, loose pubes, urine, and dirt that collects in the chode of a soldier after they've been in the field without a shower for more than a couple days. It can be scraped off with a fingernail, mixed with water and rubbed on the face and arms for insect repelent.

Matt, "I order you to take a shower when we get back to base. You fuckin' stink!"

Jeff, "I know. I'm churnin' some serious duck butter!"

by dooshkanew August 23, 2009

Butter the Bowl

To take a massive shit that leaves lots of brown marks after flushing.

"Dude that taco went right through me, I got to go butter the bowl"

by Mark Singer November 12, 2008

Butter Face

A girl whos got a nice body but makes u gag when u see her face.

Man! Look at that chick. (She turns around) Oops, BUTTER FACE>

by Chris March 2, 2004

Butter Crotch

The pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.

When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."

by milkman51 August 30, 2009

Chef Butter

When some whiny bitch sends their food back and the Chef wrings his sweaty ballsack over the returned food and promptly returns it.

A had to cook a steak again so i decided to pay them back with some chef butter

by Anthony SeChrist January 24, 2008

butter the toast

To come all over a nice pussy

She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!

by snoop dizzle December 7, 2002

butter tits

A man or woman with disgusting, fat, floppy boobs.

I can't help that i'm over-weight

Hey fuckyou (butter tits), get out of my face!

by Kyle Biles August 8, 2007