Calm down, James Brown 

What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.

Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."

Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."

Calm down, James Brown by snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

brown banana 

the act of having someone suck their shit off your penis after having anal sex with them. (you don't have to cum)

'She puked after she gave me a brown banana because she had so much shit in her mouth, so i slapped the bitch'

'Dude, she totally gave me a brown banana! oh man i feel bad for that bitch!'

'That hoe sucked her own anal drippings off of my cock last night, she truly knows how to give a brown banana'

brown banana by Cullin January 7, 2008

jackie brown 

A highly unappreciated film directed by Quentin Tarantino that many people who think their Tarantino fans havent even seen. Also stars Pam Grier, Samual L. Jackson, Robert De Niro, Micheal Keaton and Bridget Fonda.

Person 1: Hey I'm the biggest Tarantino fan ever!!!

Person 2: Oh cool, what do you think of Jackie Brown.

Person 1: ......what?

jackie brown by joooooooooo June 14, 2008

Brown Magic

An utter awesomeness of wicked magic, superfluous skills, and a keen sense of wizardry. One who possess Brown Magic, is known to be on a higher yet parallel plane to those who practice Black Magic except massively funnier.

Don't cross Brown Magic, he will punch your eye brows off...

Brown Magic by BM106 August 19, 2008

push brown

The act of defecation.

i've gotta go push brown before we leave.

push brown by Spltbird October 21, 2002

Brown 

Any type of whiskey with a brown hue, ie. scotch, bourbon, canadian, etc.

"What would you like to drink?", "I'll have a brown."

Brown by greg December 15, 2003

Bobby Brown 

Shitty, regular shwag weed, usually of a dry, brown color. Hence, Bobby Brown.

Niggas wasn't smokin Kush, it was more like bobby brown.

Bobby Brown by 504Boy February 12, 2006