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william brandon

The coolest guy you will ever meet. He has a very large meat and fucks a lot of bitches. He is the shit and girls want to masterbate when they see him.
that guy is totally a William brandon
by deron baker January 22, 2017
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Lesco Brandon

It's fake name given to unsuspecting PA announcers, newspapers, etc. that makes people chuckle. It sounds like "Let's Go Brandon," itself a term that is synonymous with "Fuck Joe Biden," the United States President.
"Lesco Brandon, your order's ready. Lesco Brandon, your order is ready."
by Thundernut Williamson November 26, 2021
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Brandon Hanna

A guy who loves everyone and can't wait to meet the love of his life (another girl who also loves everyone)!
Hi there, I'm Brandon Hanna... do you love everyone (asking a cute girl he just met)?
by John Dingleman November 9, 2010
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Dark Brandon

Noun. President Grandpa with sunglasses and an attitude. Not going to listen to no Maga malarkey. Makes Marjorie Taylor Greene nervy and hot.
Dark Brandon let people off the hook for student loans, and that will get Marjorie Taylor Greene all hot and bothered
by Batman’s sister August 26, 2022
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Dark Brandon

A play on the term “let’s go Brandon”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to 46th president Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, taking action against opponents rather than his common calls for unity
Person one - Did you hear? The FBI just raided Donald Trump!
Person two - Dark Brandon Rises!
by WaterBuffalo96 August 9, 2022
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To Pull A Brandon

Verb

Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.
Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!
by McPoofy December 17, 2004
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Brandon Crunk

A teenage boy who has no respect for those close to him -because that's keepin it CRUNK. (His real last name is Crunk, shocking -I know).
by JasonDavis March 28, 2009
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