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A sinlge white male who inhabits in the same town for his whole life. He says he can drink 23 beer but he can only drink 5. His nights are spent with 8 guys drinking beer and bashing females. He lives on ICQ and does donuts in his computer chair.
His catch phrase is "Hands off my brownie!". He wear hats only on Saturdays.
Man that guy's hat is on backwards on a Saturday he is pulling a Board.
by Tristy Baby June 5, 2003
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Boarding diarrhea

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.
"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"
by Sheeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnzzzzzz December 9, 2008
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usually known as skateboard... but because of the fingerboards, evolving into a handboards, i think handboards will evolve into a feetboard where you can use your feet to play.
i'm a fucking feetboarder! what is a skateboard?
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boarding school

boarding school is a waste of time in some places but can be good i suppose. it depends on the school. (exeter is not great though!)
exampls of decent boarding schools: harrow, eton, st antony's leweston, rugby, oundle, downside, charterhouse, malborough, christ's hospital etc
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batard

the quite finished word of bastard
you batard!i mean bastard!
by emma and mike May 2, 2004
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batarded

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!
by samiam May 3, 2005
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BioTard

A guy / girl who plays WAY to much Bioware games
Man1: Is Gary coming to the party today?

Man2: No, hes been playing Dragon age for 40 hours and it came out this week, What a BioTard!!!!!
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