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borked

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In computer software borked is usually synonomous with fucked up beyond all recognision, but usually has been delibratly done by someone who is incompatant.

This use of borked is rooted in the traditional defination, to obstruct by defimation &co. in this sense the obstruction is the fucked up, not working ness, and the defimation is that it is beyond all recognision.
Android is borked, Google didn't even use a posix, standard c compliant c library and I've seen more Java in starbucks than Davlik, no wonder there are no fucking apps for the thing, who'd waste years porting to that piece of fubar shit. Time to rm -rf / and install GNU/Linux.
borked by oliverthered May 27, 2013
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broken spork 

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To be spooned by someone with a prosthetic leg.
1st guy: "What did you do last night"

2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"

1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)
broken spork by theattackofZ May 17, 2009
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bookend 

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noun:someone who does not ever move or change, also someone who is awkward and strange
The boys who leaved in unit e room 12 were total bookends because they never left their room
bookend by ishmael93 September 6, 2011
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Lizzy Borden House 

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Conciderd one of the most paranormal homes in America. EVP has great recording
P1: Honey, you want to go to Lizzy Borden House and check it out?
P2: Heck ya, you know I <3 getting the hair scared out of me. Better than sex.
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Birkensocks 

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Hippies and wanna be hippies who wear birkenstocks with socks to keep their feet warm in the cold months. They looks like tools because sandals are not supposed to be warn with socks! Duh
Crazy hippies wearing birkensocks trying to keep their dirty feet warm in the winter with out giving up the sandals- mostly because their too stoned to find new shoes.
Birkensocks by the duba duba WB October 4, 2007
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boulevard of broken dreams 

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Classic example of piss poor american "music". Whiney and lamegasmic to the most extreme definition of those words. Only listened to by whiney losers and posers. Not anything a person with taste would listen to or reccomend under any circumstance.

Trust me, this song was not "ruined by the radio" its a tacky and worthless piece of imposter "music" written by talentless whiney losers.
Loser: i love boulevard of broken dreams!

Intelligant person with taste: GO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC!!!!
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